Get Dumb 7L & Esoteric

[Intro]
(This is dope)
(Something's wrong in a lab, alright)

[Verse 1: Esoteric]
Two plus two, add 'em up, get five
Capital of Boston, Mass is Beverly
See that man with the gun, poke him in the eye
Now now, G.W. Bush would never lie
Mike Tyson’s such a clever guy
Illmatic was good, but it’s no Aquemini
Cemetery, I spell it with an “a”
Phlegm’s F-L-E-M today
I spoke with Madonna on IM
Myspace, Led Zeppelin’s my friend
Hip hop started in Ipswich
French fries taste like dog shit
Billy Holliday, he’s the best
That cool band Beck is touring out west
Men and women, they both need a crown
For being so dumb, yo, tell me how they sound

[Hook 1: Esoteric]
(Dumb) When y’all ain’t having no sex
But he comes home reeking of beer and Durex
(Dumb) When you keep running back to your ex
When he treats you like I treated my Lex
(Dumb) When you’re backstage at a show
And don’t know that you clearly look like a hoe
(Dumb) When you date a guy for three weeks
Get his name tattooed all on your ass cheeks
(Dumb) When you gave your boyfriend the keys to the crib
When he barely sees your ass as it is
(Dumb) When you [?] the drunk In the club
So you shake what your momma gave you to a thug
(Dumb) Drinking, you’re trying to find Steve
And he says that his cellphone’s dead and you believe him
(Dumb) When you think he thinks you’re number one
I know stupid people, girl, but you dumb