Hotel Crazy Robbie Williams (Ft. Rufus Wainwright)

[Intro]
"Everyone's suggesting, inferring, in bold type
The idiots and actually the minority
That I'm wasted, that I'm strung out
Well, they all should be wondering why the hell I'm not!"

[Verse 1: Robbie Williams]
I'm gonna speak my truth, I think I'm losing it
Feel kinda liberated just a little bit
And I'm a Big Mac short of a Happy Meal
Not sure what to say or how to feel

[Chorus: Rufus Wainwright]
Checking into Hotel Crazy
Leaving all my bags in the lobby
The velvet stairs don't make a sound
As we're hitting up to a higher ground

[Post-Chorus: Rufus & Robbie]
Holding on to something that's gone in the wind
Holding on to something that's gone in the wind

[Verse 2: Robbie Williams]
I've got the right to vote and I can reproduce
And I can tell a lie just like I tell the truth
I have crazy thoughts, I do crazy deeds
I have special times for my special needs
I present myself as a normal dude
Look you in the eye when I talk to you
Just a touch of the old socio
Is it empathy? I guess I'll never know