Give Me a Dollar King Missile

(screamed)
Give me a dollar!
Hey!
Give me a dollar!
I want a dollar!
I need a dollar!
You got a dollar?!
So give me a dollar!

(spoken)
Give me a dollar with your phone number on it and I'll call you
Give me a dollar with your name on it and I'll write you a song
Give me a dollar with nothing on it, and I'll love you forever. I will be your best friend
Give me a dollar with strings attached, and I will sign on the dotted line

(screamed)
Give me a dollar!
Give me a dollar!
I want a dollar!
You got a dollar?!
So give me a dollar!
Now!

(spoken)
There are beautiful birds, here and there, on the television. They're beautiful. But they don't have any dollars to give me, so fuck them, I need a dollar. I went out of my way a long way to say this, and this is not a joke, give me a dollar. Please. Give me a dollar. Oh, wait. This is a joke