Sick and Twisted GWAR

Sick and twisted!

[Verse 1]
Sick and twisted, very bad
Crippled, crazy, sick and sad
Yes, a fouler thing has not existed
Yes, it's true I'm that sick and twisted
Sick and twisted, bent and gnarled
Rigid, raving, deeply scarred
Yes, I'm reviled and I'm detested
Diseased and pleased and crab-infested
Hey!

Sick and twisted!

[Verse 2]
Menageries I have molested
All my suits are double-breasted
Nothing sacred, nothing sound
My ass is sagging and my belly is round
My anus torn with years of trauma
Madly weeping drama-mama
Fisted deeply, with no friends
Yes, with me the bullshit never ends

[Chorus:]
Sick and twisted!
Sick and twisted!
Sick and twisted!
Ay!