[Verse 1: Bonecage]
Uh, are you havin' fun?
Clean this shit up! What’s a matter with you?
Punk ass kids makin' a mess
Degenerates with paint guns, baby
Oh, I see, you're a squid now, great!
What the hell’s the deal with the kids these days?
Hey! What? Hey! What?
Hey! What? Nothing!
[Chorus: Bonecage]
Splatoon is the word I use to climax
Baboons are a monkey beast, but nevermind that now
Let's all Splatoon! And make a giant mess, leave that shit for someone else to deal with
Splatoon! Hey, fuck squid
[Verse 2: Bonecage]
Uh
You know paint's not meant to be used that way?
Becausе the way to use paint is
To put it on a barn or a fencе or a doorframe
[Verse 3: Daddyphatsnaps]
Put it on a doorframe? Lame!
What, are you insane? Here, let's play a little game like
How many times can you Splatoon before the baboon's back?
Man, give a man room, crap!
Can I touch on my little squid with some privacy?
I finally found a good spot, and anxiety
Has taken over, a black sheep in society
Well, it's either that, or giving up on my sobriety
Wait, you're talking 'bout a children’s game?
Let me put the squid back in its cage
Why does this always happen to me?
I thought I was in for a good time, man, I’m happy to be
A good citizen, go and use your paint guns
On the walls, on the streets, play! Go and make fun
And don't mind me, I’ll just grab a magazine
I wanna play Splatoon, man, where's the vaseline?
Uh, are you havin' fun?
Clean this shit up! What’s a matter with you?
Punk ass kids makin' a mess
Degenerates with paint guns, baby
Oh, I see, you're a squid now, great!
What the hell’s the deal with the kids these days?
Hey! What? Hey! What?
Hey! What? Nothing!
[Chorus: Bonecage]
Splatoon is the word I use to climax
Baboons are a monkey beast, but nevermind that now
Let's all Splatoon! And make a giant mess, leave that shit for someone else to deal with
Splatoon! Hey, fuck squid
[Verse 2: Bonecage]
Uh
You know paint's not meant to be used that way?
Becausе the way to use paint is
To put it on a barn or a fencе or a doorframe
[Verse 3: Daddyphatsnaps]
Put it on a doorframe? Lame!
What, are you insane? Here, let's play a little game like
How many times can you Splatoon before the baboon's back?
Man, give a man room, crap!
Can I touch on my little squid with some privacy?
I finally found a good spot, and anxiety
Has taken over, a black sheep in society
Well, it's either that, or giving up on my sobriety
Wait, you're talking 'bout a children’s game?
Let me put the squid back in its cage
Why does this always happen to me?
I thought I was in for a good time, man, I’m happy to be
A good citizen, go and use your paint guns
On the walls, on the streets, play! Go and make fun
And don't mind me, I’ll just grab a magazine
I wanna play Splatoon, man, where's the vaseline?
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