(Horney) Computer World Class Wreckin Cru

[Intro]
Computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer

[Verse 1]
I sit here each and every day
I really want to go out to play
I play in the stands, from the attic to the cellar
My only friend is an automatic teller
I solve the problems of the world
But I can't even find a decent girl

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a horny computer
I'm a horny computer
'Cause I'm a horny computer
I'm a horny computer

[Verse 2]
I help the airlines, plan your trips
But all they feed me are microchips
I control inner and outer space
I even control the human race
I keep the country safe and free
But my body never thinks too freely