Horny as a Dandy Mousse T. vs. The Dandy Warhols

[Intro]
I'm horny all night long, horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, horny all night long
Horny, horny, horny....

[Verse 1]
You got me horny in the morning and you know
I try to call you, but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post

[Verse 2]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin', so I'm singin' this song for you

[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight