[TRACY, spoken]
I brought my own 45's, so if you wanna put them on, I'll show you my stuff!
[AMBER, spoken]
Haven't you shown us enough?
[VELMA]
Oh, my God, how times have changed!
This girl's either blind or completely deranged
Oh, the time seemed to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
[TRACY, spoken]
It's always been my dream to dance on this show!
[AMBER, spoken]
Aww, maybe you ought to go back to sleep
[VELMA]
Childhood dreams for me were cracked
When that damn Shirley Temple stole my friggin' act!
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
Those poor runner-ups may still hold some grudges
They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Haha! Not a chance!
I brought my own 45's, so if you wanna put them on, I'll show you my stuff!
[AMBER, spoken]
Haven't you shown us enough?
[VELMA]
Oh, my God, how times have changed!
This girl's either blind or completely deranged
Oh, the time seemed to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
[TRACY, spoken]
It's always been my dream to dance on this show!
[AMBER, spoken]
Aww, maybe you ought to go back to sleep
[VELMA]
Childhood dreams for me were cracked
When that damn Shirley Temple stole my friggin' act!
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
Those poor runner-ups may still hold some grudges
They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Haha! Not a chance!
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