Three Little Pigs Neil Patrick Harris

[NARRATOR]
Once upon a time, three little pigs went out in the world to seek their fortune. Now, the first thing each of them had to do was a build a house to live in. The first little pig met a man carrying a bundle of straw.

[FIRST PIG, NARRATOR]
"Please, sir!" He said. "Give me some straw to build myself a house.

[NARRATOR]
The straw house was quickly built, and the little pig was just settling down nicely when a big, bad wolf knocked at the door and said:

[BIG, BAD WOLF]
Little pig, little pig! Let me come in.

[FIRST PIG, NARRATOR]
"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" said the first little pig.

[NARRATOR]
Then, big, bad wolf huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in!

And that was the end of the first little pig.

The second little pig built himself a house of sticks. He was just putting the finishing touches to the window curtains when the big, bad wolf knocked at the door and said:

[BIG, BAD WOLF]
You little pig, little pig! Let me come in!

[SECOND PIG, NARRATOR]
"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" said the second little pig.