[Intro: The Announcer, Dr. Eggman]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
WILE E. COYOTE
VS
DR. EGGMAN
Well, actually...
[Verse 1: Dr. Eggman]
It’s Dr. Robotnik! I’m spitting rhymes supersonic
Absolute whiz with robotics, you see, my mind is accomplished
Dropping bars like anvils so this marsupial gets slammed!
You couldn’t cage a bird, but you wanna crack the Eggman?
You’re the least intimidating villain on TV
Like my IQ, I’ve got a leg up on you by ‘93!
How you gonna spit sick when you can’t even speak your lines?
I won’t give you any time to write your verse up on your signs!
Your comedy’s a bad act that no child would laugh at
It’s just you getting fasttracked into getting your ass whacked
Your film couldn’t make mad cash so Warner Bros. axed that
Forget the Road Runner, your enemy’s David Zaslav!
[Verse 2: Wile E. Coyote]
The name’s Wile E. Coyotе
I’m the blue blur hunting OG
Even up in spacе you’re below me
So I’ll just commence with the roasting (Blow me!)
Don’t you act like your brain is the meatiest
Check my business card: I’m a genius
This Looney Tune is making you delirious
You’re the most childish inventor since Phineas
Bringing up villainy? Now that’ll cause havoc
In terms of Sonic’s enemies you’re less threatening than Zavok!
A little fox is smarter than you, don’t boast your IQ
If you really want a sign, here you go: Fuck you!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
WILE E. COYOTE
VS
DR. EGGMAN
Well, actually...
[Verse 1: Dr. Eggman]
It’s Dr. Robotnik! I’m spitting rhymes supersonic
Absolute whiz with robotics, you see, my mind is accomplished
Dropping bars like anvils so this marsupial gets slammed!
You couldn’t cage a bird, but you wanna crack the Eggman?
You’re the least intimidating villain on TV
Like my IQ, I’ve got a leg up on you by ‘93!
How you gonna spit sick when you can’t even speak your lines?
I won’t give you any time to write your verse up on your signs!
Your comedy’s a bad act that no child would laugh at
It’s just you getting fasttracked into getting your ass whacked
Your film couldn’t make mad cash so Warner Bros. axed that
Forget the Road Runner, your enemy’s David Zaslav!
[Verse 2: Wile E. Coyote]
The name’s Wile E. Coyotе
I’m the blue blur hunting OG
Even up in spacе you’re below me
So I’ll just commence with the roasting (Blow me!)
Don’t you act like your brain is the meatiest
Check my business card: I’m a genius
This Looney Tune is making you delirious
You’re the most childish inventor since Phineas
Bringing up villainy? Now that’ll cause havoc
In terms of Sonic’s enemies you’re less threatening than Zavok!
A little fox is smarter than you, don’t boast your IQ
If you really want a sign, here you go: Fuck you!
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