Nuttin’ for Christmas Sugarland

[Verse 1]
I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me

[Chorus]
(Oh) I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Because I ain't been nothing but bad

[Verse 2]
I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on Grandma's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl up with ants
Somebody snitched on me