Adult Sasha Alex Sloan

[Verse 1]
I used to hope one day I'd be rich
But now I'm happy if I have somewhere to sit
Used to get drunk and wake up feelin' refreshed
But now I have a drink and can't get out of bed

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause it finally hurts bein' hungover
But it's still not worse than bein' sober

[Chorus]
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card
No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard

[Verse 2]
I used to think by now I'd be a mom
Just turned twenty-six and I can barely feed my dog
I used to put down a Big Mac and some fries
Now just the thought of it will go straight to my thighs

[Pre-Chorus]
Guess my body's finally movin' slower
I'm regrettin' that tattoo on my shoulder