If We Crawl The Beautiful South

[Intro]

[Verse 1: Dave Hemingway]
If we crawl at 2
We could crawl at 22
And grovel at
The drop of a hat

And once they've got you down there
It's so hard to re-straighten your back
If we crawl at two
We could crawl at 102

[Pre-Chorus: Hemingway]
And the target brainless don't quite reach
Covered so kindly in your opening speech
Is a tiny crab of thought, crab of thought
On a sideways beach

Let lessons not the pupils teach
Justice not the lessers breach
And maggots not have fingers
Wagged at by leech

[Chorus: Jacqui Abbott & Hemingway]
Well, I made sure
I wrote this song in braille
So you could touch the words
The words that sail