Mileage Chart Half Man Half Biscuit

I was about to buy de-icer
Check the pressure on my tyres
Burn a country compilation
Take Elaine to Mr Squires’

But how sincere were my intentions?
Was it all a rush of blood?
Without a friend around to guide me
It was you who understood

Those travel sweets so hard to open
The matrix sign near Arley Hall
To use or not to use the toll road
‘cos after Stoke it starts to crawl
And it crawls
And I’d be far from overkeen
Based upon those calculations
I stayed at home

You showed me distance in between
Mileage chart
It’s good you’re here to intervene
Mileage chart
I think you’ve changed the way I feel
Concrete heart
You showed me Ullapool to Deal
Mileage chart