Valley Forge Paul Revere and the Raiders

[Intro]
(Ladies and gentlemen
We now take you to Valley Forge, Christmas 1775
You are there

Eh?
Oh, oh, yeah
Certainly

Any resemblance between this situation and present or future conflicts is purely coincidental)

[Verse 1]
It's Christmastime at last
I thought I'd get a pass
We're stuck at Valley Forge
Behind our General George

[Verse 2]
He says we gotta fight
No matter wrong or right
And so we fight the war
I wonder what it's for

[Verse 3]
The General says we'll lose
If we don't pay our dues
But it's hard to see the foe
They're hidin' in the snow (Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la)