One’s on the Way Sara Evans

They say, to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France
And Jackie's seen in a discothèque, doin' a brand new dance
And the White House social season should be glittering and gay
But here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';
The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';
One of 'em a-toddlin' and one is a crawlin';
And one's on the way

I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act
And the TV's showin' Newlyweds, a real fun game to play;
But here in Topeka, the screen door's a bangin';
The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin';
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin';
And one's on the way

Now, what was I doin'?
Jimmy get away from there
Darn, there goes the phone
Hello? Honey? What? What?
You're bringin' a few ole army buddies home?
Are you callin' me from a bar?
Get away from there!
No,no,not you honey, I was talkin' to the baby
Wait. Hold on, there's the door bell
He-Hello?
I swear!