We Made You Dan Bull

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they ignore, and it's painful to see (such a shame to see)
You're a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy, who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 1]
Slim Shady's been making
The same gimmicky single ever since his debut
And Doctor Dre? God you've aged
Have you not been replaced yet? Watch this space
It's Dan Bull and I'm on the case
Heckling the a-list like the gossip pages
And now Lady Sov's washed her face
And looks vaguely posh, she's maybe hot to date
I should maybe stop taking pops
In case the cops come and raid my place unwarranted;
I mean they came in Damien Green's office
Having not asked Jacquie Smith
What would she say if Ian Tomlinson asked if
The police state actually exists?
It's okay cos she's Happy with a Saturday in
A pack of tissues and some tacky vids