Xbox 360 Song* Will Ryan

Microsoft, you got me pissed
I got my new 360 with Red Ring, I feel shit
Now tell me, well you motherfuckers, what's up with that?
Is it cus we're fat and we need to go out?

Now that gets me pissed, let me do what I want
Own some peeps to Halo 3 and Gears everyday cus I'm sad, I'm fat, I've got nothing to do
Except spam the portal with crap that everyone hates
Now why did you make Saints Row online?
Why do you have to pay for Xbox live?
Damn Canadians always beat me on Guitar Hero 3
I'm much better off just playing the Wii

Goddamn it, I'm getting Carpal Tunnel again
Damn controller, been playing online for 24 hours, everyday
Now I got the Red Ring, and that is gay now

Microsoft, Rock Band is gay, there are hardly any songs that I don't know
Making me download every song on the freaking game
I have to stay up till 3 to memorize them all
Now why are you copying the Wii remote?
Why do we end up playing it every night?
Making lives from the normal, converting them to the nerds
It used to be fine, until they played Call Of Duty

Goddamn it, I had a killing spree
Till the bastard froze on me
Some consoles this crap is, always dies
Now I got the Red Ring, and that is gay now