"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
Moo
"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
Moo
Moo,mrr
Moow
"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"
Moo,moo
Mrr
"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim"
Moo
Mrr,mrr
"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
Moo
Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
Moo
Keep your hands off the girl
Moo
Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
Moo
Hey watch it cow
"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
That was out
Moo
Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
Moo
By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
Moo
Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
Mrr
You cannot see from that angle
Moo
"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
Hello may I speak to the cow
Moo
Hi, I'm a famous actor
Moo
Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
Moo
Why don't I make reservations?
Moo
And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
Mrr
Take that fatty
Mrr
"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"
Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
Oooh
Mooooooooooooo
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
Moo
"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
Moo
Moo,mrr
Moow
"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"
Moo,moo
Mrr
"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim"
Moo
Mrr,mrr
"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
Moo
Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
Moo
Keep your hands off the girl
Moo
Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
Moo
Hey watch it cow
"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
That was out
Moo
Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
Moo
By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
Moo
Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
Mrr
You cannot see from that angle
Moo
"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
Hello may I speak to the cow
Moo
Hi, I'm a famous actor
Moo
Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
Moo
Why don't I make reservations?
Moo
And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
Mrr
Take that fatty
Mrr
"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"
Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
Oooh
Mooooooooooooo
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