Computer Girl Sparks

Computer girl
My computer girl
(This is a recording)
She's got no arms
She's got no legs
For computers have no limbs
(This is a recording)

At first
She did not work right
At first
She did not function
I took a hammer
I took some nails
I went hammer, hammer, hammer
Rat tat tat
Fix fix fix

My computer girl
My computer girl
(This is a recording)

Well, if you'd like
A date with her
Stick an IBM card
In her stomach
Oh, if you'd like
A date with her
Place an IBM card
In her stomach
Well, if you'd like
A date with my computer girl
You gotta take an IBM card
And place it in her stomach