Shticks and Stones Allan Sherman

[parody of "Blue Tail Fly"]
Oh salesmen come and salesmen go
And my best one is gone I know
And if he don't come back to me
I'll have to close the factory

Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care
Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care
Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care
But the bastard's gone away

[parody of "Jamaica Farewell" by Harry Belafonte]
I'm upside down, my head is turning around
Because I gotta sell the house in Levittown

[parody of "Little David, Play On Your Harp"]
Little David Susskind-
Shut up
Please don't talk; please don't talk
Little David Susskind-
Me first
Then you'll talk


[parody of "St. James' Infirmary"]
I went down to Mt. Sinai - Hospital
To see my old zayde there
And I said, Thanks God
For the Blue Cross
And I wish we had the Medicare