Rap Up 2022 Uncle Murda

[Intro: Uncle Murda]
Happy holidays
Let me come here and talk to you
I gotta stop saying I ain't doing this shit no more knowing I'm capping
(Great John on the beat by the way)
I'm officially part of the holidays like Mariah now nigga (Wow)
[Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me]
Let's go

[Verse 1: Uncle Murda]
Y'all couldn't wait for this shit to drop, it's part of hip-hop
Will Smith really went and smacked the shit out of Chris Rock (He did)
He laughed at the joke at first until he saw his wife's demeanor
Chris Rock ain't know Jada was bald because of alopecia (He didn't)
That's something a majority of people knew nothing about
But I bet you he won't put her name back in his fucking mouth (He won't)
Live at the Oscars, you can't make up this story
Her boo August Alsina got beat up by Tory
Jada probably called him to see if he OK
I wonder how she felt when she found out that he was gay
That's who you cheated on Will for, let me fucking stop
August gon' fuck around and catch the monkeypox
I'm just saying y'all do know how it begins spreading
I disrespect niggas every year and I don't regret it
Let's talk about Kanye being anti-Semitic
The Adidas deal that made him a billionaire got deaded
Now he only worth about 4-5 hundred Ms
He lost his mind when Pete Davidson started fucking Kim
He be dressing dusty now, he don't even look rich
He been looking stressed since that white boy took his bitch
You already know Jay-Z be ignoring him he violated George Floyd
Black people ain't supporting him (We ain't)
He was on Drink Champs sounding like a fucking clown
Nore and them had to go and take the interview down
He defended the cop that had George Floyd on the ground
He say dumb shit whenever there's a camera around
And it's like he say that shit without no hesitation
His friends need to make sure he's taking his medication
Maybe he ain't crazy and that's really how he feel
Lately he keep taking shots at Diddy and Meek Mill
No more Yeezys, no more Balenciaga deal
Banned from Instagram, damn that nigga gotta chill
Fuck donkey of the day, he donkey of the year bro
Even Pusha T had to cut ties with that weirdo
He did it to himself, I really don't understand that nigga
What the fuck would make him go and say he a fan of Hitler?
He confused, Kanye wanna be a cracker
That nigga made t-shirts saying white lives matter
Enough about Kanye and all the stupid shit he did
Tiffany Haddish did some weird shit with some little kids
Balenciaga did some weird shit with some little kids
R. Kelly put an album out admitting what he did
Nobody cares he got 30 years when he went to trial
We ain't trying to be out here screaming free a pedophile (Nope)
Let's talk about Freddie Gibbs, like really what's up with him?
Niggas robbed him in Buffalo and he got beat up again
He be out here looking like a cold-blooded sucker
I know Ashanti regretting letting Irv Gotti fuck her
Every interview he do he got her name in his mouth
Either he's obsessed with her or he's just chasing clout (Come on)
Shit corny, even Fat Joe had to call him out
You mad she fucking Nelly nigga that's what it's all about
Stacey Dash dumb ass on Instagram crying
Like she just found out about DMX dying (Shut up)
Keyshia Cole thought Antonio Brown was her man
AB treated her like she a one night stand (Crazy)
You thought he was feeling you Keyshia, naw he was drunk (He wasn't)
He fucked you a couple times and stopped picking up (Damn)
Scotty Pippen stressed out hearing 'bout all them rumors
About his ex-wife fucking with Michael Jordan Jr
Future already had his thumb all in that ho butt
Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey broke up
Diddy had a daughter, congratulations my brother
Yung Miami trending cause she not the baby mother
Akademiks called her one of Diddy's side joints
Right now them City Girls is down a thousand points (They down)
Saweetie fucked Lil Baby, I knew she was a freak
Her album flopped, it only did two thousand the first week (That's it)
She put a record out dissing Quavo, bad timing
Honestly she sound better on mute when she rhyming (She do)
Glorilla said some shit and I couldn't believe it
She like niggas nutting on her food before she eat it (That's nasty)