Jack+Wife Alex G (Ft. Abi Reimold)

(Abi Reimold)
Jack's sprat, he ate no fat
And his wife would eat no lean
Contrary to popular opinion
It was hard to keep something in-between
One day when Jack came home
He said, "Honey, you been acting kinda mean."
She said, "I'm sorry, Jack. But it's time that I have to leave."

[Alex G]
Please don't let me go
'Cause I feel so alone

[Alex and Abi switching vocals each line, arguing.]
Why didn't you water the Vegetables?
You're the only one that eats them! It's disgusting!
I hate it when I get home and you didn't clean the hardwood
I hate it when you pee on the floor!
You leave dirty tampons all over the house!
At least I'm fertile!!

[Abi Reimold]
I hate how you criticize my diet
Even though you've never ever tried it
There was a day when I wanted to have your babies
But as of lately, you haven't even laid me
We both sing songs things about saying we never did
But you don't appreciate my mood
This is not a fairy tale, and it's time that I gone away