Let’s Call the Whole Thing off Nina Hagen

Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this, and the other
While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one ...

Something must be done:

Well, you say either, and I say either
You say neither, and I say neither ...
Either, either
Neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off

You like potatoh, and I like potato
You like "tomahto", and I like tomato
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto
Hey let's call the whole thing off

But ooh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And ooh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart