Evil Hearted Me Johnny Horton

Well, when the sun rose this morning
I was feeling mighty bad
My baby said; "good morning"
Hell, it made me mad
Because I was evil, evil hearted me
I'm down right evil, evil as a man can be

Well, she even cooked my breakfast
And she brought it to my bed
I took a sip of coffee, and throwed cup at her head
Because I was evil, evil hearted me
Yeah, I'm down right evil, evil as a man can be

I don't even care if my baby leaves me flat
I got forty-eleven others if it comes to that
You know I'm evil, evil hearted me
I'm down right evil, evil as a man can be

I'm a deep sea diver with a stroke that can't go wrong
(Deep sea diver, deep sea diver)
I'm a deep sea diver with a stroke that can't go wrong
(Deep sea diver, deep sea diver)
I can scrape the bottom and my wind holds out so long

I bought me a coffee grind
I got the best one that I could find
Yeah, I bought me a coffee grind
And got the best one that I could find
So she could could grind my coffee
'Cause she had a brand new friend