Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn? Evelyn Evelyn

[Pre-Chorus]
Have you seen my sister Evelyn?
Dang she's gone and wandered off again
I've been looking high and low
Where oh where'd my sister go?

[Chorus]
She's been known to spend some time
With a sailor friend of mine
I called him up, and what'd he say?
“I ain't seen that girl today.”

So if you see my sister Evelyn
Tell that girl to hurry home again
Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?

[Verse 1]
Is she with the doctor or the plumber
Or the dentist, or the handyman?
Did she go to India or Africa
Or Wichita, or Pakistan?
Did she go join the Navy, or go completely crazy
Or is she playing a trick on me?

Did she run off with the barber, the professor
Or the banker, or the clergyman?
Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu
Or Kathmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan?
She learning how to do-do
The Chattanooga Choo Choo?
Oh, golly, where could that girl be?