Green Smoothie Handsome Boy Modeling School (Ft. J-Live)

[Intro: Father Guido Sarducci and J-Live]
You know it's been four years since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School
And I just wanted to say that their sixty-dollar course changed my life (Green, green, green, green)
Green smoothie raps

[Verse 1: J-Live]
Yo, someone send a letter to the editor to let him in
Recognize you're dealin' with a Brook-nine veteran
Old-school, new-school, newspapers bloggin' in
True-school varsity, straitjacket leather man
Probably should've been a regular on Letterman
One [?] with Soul Live and them
Tried to gеt the footage and they thought that I was jivin' thеm
Shows come and go but my flows be survivin' them
Way back, talkin' bout VHS
I got [?], MiniDiscs on the desk
No 8-track, don't think I'm as old as Kojak
But cold as when Nat King Cole said "Jack Frost nippin' at your nose"
I suppose
I can turn a phrase that pays like Vanna White and Pat Sajak
But the turntables are my wheels of fortune
My hands on the platter keep the wax paper scorchin'
Yeah
See what I did there?
Ha