Lad Hak Baker

[Verse 1]
Lads runnin' off left
Lads joggin' off right
Old Bill on the campsite
Lads joggin' off all night
Couple eggs got lobbed at that car for no reason
Couple bricks got dropped on that lads head just for treason
Spindrift Avenue, where we go to do eaters
Old school, when the block tossed when I saw my first heater
What I gotta do around here to be a top geezer?
What I gotta do, what I gotta sell to be a fridge-freezer?
I'll take it all on son, I was born a crowd pleaser
Man that whole decade was full of misdemeanor
We don't run away from any of our bloody seniors
If you were a lad you don't rent out the Beamer

[Chorus]
If you were a lad
If you were a lad
Then you'd risk it all and you'll never ever look back
Yeah, mate if you are a lad
If you were a lad
Then you'd jump up and down with your mates and you'd all get smashed
Yeah, mate if you are a lad
If you are a lad
Then you'd go out on the town with your mates, and you might have a scrap
Yeah, mate if you are a lad
If you were a lad
Runnin' with the chaps
If you are a lad
If you were a-