Quiet Ian Dury and the Blockheads

Excuse me, excuse me
Get right out of the way
Quiet! (Flop-flops)

I'm sorry, beg pardon
The fault's entirely yours
Quiet! (Big chops)

Your Highness, your Worship
You silly pompous ass
Quiet! (Ah-ahs)

Quiet! You're making such a racket
Quiet! Why must you be so loud?
Quiet! It's costing me a packet
Quiet! Persistent louts and clowns

Hello there, How are you?
Pee off!
Quiet! (Sweet trips)

Look, honest? Really?
Lies
Quiet! (Prune juice)

How lovely! How charming!
Horrible
Quiet! (Wee-wees)