China (demo) Cracker

Ah Miss G Mary won't you C please G come home from D(7) China
Bring a G bottle of whisky and a C tin cup G for your D(7) teeth
Em Don't you sneak D into the G back door C wearing some D(7) disguise
Em Knock on the D front door in G view of the C Temperance D(7) Guild

Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home cause I miss ya
Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice
Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff
He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife

CHORUS:
Ah Miss Em Mary won't you B please come home from C China
A Come home from G China
D Come home from C China Am6

REPEAT CHORUS

Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman
He don't care if you come, he don't like I do
He's in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman
And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme

REPEAT CHORUS x2

Em