L-Y Adam Kay (Ft. Amateur Transplants)

You're wearing your squeaky shoes
And right there taking a snooze
Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by?

Silently, silently, silent... L-Y

You're a secret agent man
Who's after the secret plan
How do you act so they don't know you're a spy?

Normally, normally, normal... L-Y

You're an Oscar nominee
But the winner's your enemy
How do you clap when they receive their prize?

Begrudgingly, begrudgingly, begrudging... L-Y

You want to write a letter
Whilst knitting your mom a sweater
How do you manage both at the same time?

Ambidextrously, ambidextrously, ambidextrous... L-Y

At an eating contest you boast
That you can eat the most
How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie?