
Gun Fever It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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EXT. PADDY'S PUB - DAY
Intro: 11:25. On a Friday. Philadelphia, PA
Mac and Dennis are walking in the alley to the backside of the bar
MAC: You're such a dildo, dude.
DENNIS: Thanks, dude. Thanks. That's a good way to start the day.
MAC: Is that soy veggie health drink supposed to erase the damage you did to your liver last night?
DENNIS: Is that coffee gonna help you forget that elephant you slept with last night?
MAC: Oh, come on. You don't have to be so judgmental.
DENNIS: She was gross, dude.
MAC: She wasn't that gross, all right? If you lowered your standards a bit, you'd get laid more. (tries to get Dennis' health drink) Give me a sip of this.
DENNIS: No!
MAC: I just wanna try it.
DENNIS: You do not get to taste my delicious healthy drink after making fun of it.
Intro: 11:25. On a Friday. Philadelphia, PA
Mac and Dennis are walking in the alley to the backside of the bar
MAC: You're such a dildo, dude.
DENNIS: Thanks, dude. Thanks. That's a good way to start the day.
MAC: Is that soy veggie health drink supposed to erase the damage you did to your liver last night?
DENNIS: Is that coffee gonna help you forget that elephant you slept with last night?
MAC: Oh, come on. You don't have to be so judgmental.
DENNIS: She was gross, dude.
MAC: She wasn't that gross, all right? If you lowered your standards a bit, you'd get laid more. (tries to get Dennis' health drink) Give me a sip of this.
DENNIS: No!
MAC: I just wanna try it.
DENNIS: You do not get to taste my delicious healthy drink after making fun of it.
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