James Harris Ryan Scott Oliver (Ft. Heath Saunders)

[BALLADEER]:
Come sail with him a league, a league
A league but barely three
Yea, all you ladies come away
To the banks of Italy

James Harris is a talker
The graceful party guest
In his suit of blue
He possesses you
Unnoticed by the rest

[WOMEN]:
The rest... the rest... the rest...

[BALLADEER]:
James Harris is a writer
And anxious to be wed
Hear him weave a tale
And he'll never fail
To bring you to his bed

[WOMEN]:
His bed... his bed... his bed...

[BALLADEER]:
Come sail with him a league, a league
A league but barely four
Don't mind his dismal countenance
Or that shiver in your core