Masturbates Mindless Self Indulgence

[Intro]
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Here we go, here we go, here we go
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[Verse 1]
Television is good but it is not the best
'Cause nothing beats the feel of your fuckin' breasts
They're so good, and so bad, and so large

[Verse 2]
Masturbation is good, but it is not the best
'Cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
Yo, it's so wack, and so round, and so deep

[Pre-Chorus]
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[Chorus]
I'm thinkin' I'm a-masturbates, oh, no
I'm thinkin' I'm a-masturbates, oh, no
I'm thinkin' I'm a-masturbates, oh, no
I'm thinkin' I'm a-masturbate, masturbate, masturbate
Nothing but sweat inside my hand