Metrognome Frenzal Rhomb

[Verse 1]
And when he drinks he always says
"L' chaim", he often stays in time
Unless he's gotten really blind
And that's when shit
Gets weird sometimes

And I'm convinced of his tendencies
To spend the night on his knees
He's got some massive kegs
But only in relation to his legs

We all know he's cancer-prone
Like Macauly Culkin in Home Alone
Looks like he's standing
But he's on his throne
Yeah he's the fucken Metro Gnome

And yeah he really likes to play the tubs
But he only wants to play in pubs
He helped me write this stupid song
He likes monkeys like King Kong

We all know he's cancer-prone
Like Macauly Culkin in Home Alone
Looks like he's standing
But he's on his throne
Yeah he's the fucken Metro Gnome