[Verse 1: Violent J]
I woke up one morning, simply rolled out of bed
I wasn’t groggy for a change, not even in my head
I went to take a piss, and my aim was perfect
Didn’t hit the seat or hit the bowl when I squirted
I felt refreshed and rejuvenated as I got dressed
I swear to God, I felt like wearin’ an “S” on my chest
I went to read the morning paper and didn’t need my glasses
Scanned the whole page and read it all in two passes
Felt like a million bucks, jumped in my truck
Snapped off the gear shifter when it tried to get stuck
What the fuck? People honkin’; morning traffic’s a bitch
By myself, I pushed a truck to the side. It was a cinch
I must admit, I surprised myself. That was a feat of strength
Started joggin’ to work, and that shit was quite some length
About 15 miles, I made it there in 10 minutes
Starin’ at my watch wonderin’ how the fuck I did it
[Chorus]
Super duper (Na na na na)
How did I become a shootin’ star?
Super duper (Na na na na)
Float through the sky, lift up a car
Super duper (Na na na na)
This whole day has been way bizarre
Super duper (Na na na na)
We like you the way that you are!
I woke up one morning, simply rolled out of bed
I wasn’t groggy for a change, not even in my head
I went to take a piss, and my aim was perfect
Didn’t hit the seat or hit the bowl when I squirted
I felt refreshed and rejuvenated as I got dressed
I swear to God, I felt like wearin’ an “S” on my chest
I went to read the morning paper and didn’t need my glasses
Scanned the whole page and read it all in two passes
Felt like a million bucks, jumped in my truck
Snapped off the gear shifter when it tried to get stuck
What the fuck? People honkin’; morning traffic’s a bitch
By myself, I pushed a truck to the side. It was a cinch
I must admit, I surprised myself. That was a feat of strength
Started joggin’ to work, and that shit was quite some length
About 15 miles, I made it there in 10 minutes
Starin’ at my watch wonderin’ how the fuck I did it
[Chorus]
Super duper (Na na na na)
How did I become a shootin’ star?
Super duper (Na na na na)
Float through the sky, lift up a car
Super duper (Na na na na)
This whole day has been way bizarre
Super duper (Na na na na)
We like you the way that you are!
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