Microwave (Acoustic) Ricky Jamaraz

[Intro]
Dear people of the universe
Bluebells are purple
Greenland's not green
My pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
Roses are red
But my name's not Dave (Are you drunk?)
I'm not drunk!
Microwave
Do you know what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying?

[Pre-Chorus]
Lying on the kitchen floor
I know I shouldn't do it but I wanna do it more

[Chorus]
Wait, sorry, I zoned out
What did you just say?
Did you just call me pretty?
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
Sorry I'm bad at words

[Verse]
Maths is yellow and science is blue
Marmite's gross and so are you
Scotland isn't real
Nicholas Cage isn't either
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
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