Kokichi Ouma vs. The Riddler Freshy Kanal (Ft. Carter Sauce & Gamingplush64)

[Verse 1: Kokichi Ouma]
Aw, geez, the riddle guy
Out of all the Batman villains, why
Did it have to him, who had been tossed around
Until his account on Twitch went live?
And he can't even tell one little lie
'Cause his dad hit his ass out of confusion!
I thought that age only went up, but decades later
And you're still held down by the Bruces!
There's no Flashback Lights needed!
Spent a year asleep, got amnesia
You got reformed from evil theater kid
To Batman's Supreme Cheerleader!
Thank god you have that cane; you'll need it!
You'll walk with three legs by the evening!
What? That's a lie; I didn't mean it!
Chill out; do I need Penguin to freeze ya?
Like Jesus, to topple this great
It just takes getting philosophical
Icon of yours makes sense
When The Question sure left his mark on ya!
I'm light and I'm agile; a lock's all I pick!
You can't fight the Bat while your body's that slim!
Now why don't you stop all the flops with Jim Carrey
And carry those bony-ass arms to the gym?
What makes you the master? I don't have a Clue
After so many Gotham minds do what you do!
If I stumble upon you alone in a room
I will drop a geek loser more useless than Miu!
Ooh, toilet paper wrapped around ya could Hush you!
Kidding; I'm nowhere near loony as you
Plus, it's not like you're packing the cards here to flush me to start with
And that's with a New 52!