Pool Hall Richard Faces

Sweatin' hard, I didn't get a shot
All I did was stand around and get too hot
Knowin' all the people walkin' on my side
Losin' all my money and I'm getting tired
All the women crawl around him like he's Getty's son
Makes you kind of jealous but it sure is fun
I don't mind, but he wants my lady too
Ha ha!

You know the crowd gets bigger as the word goes 'round
Pool hall king was playin' back in town
Minnesota Fats standin' up at the back
Tryin' to hide himself in a plastic mat
You ought to hear the silence when the kid walks in
His reputation's bigger than gasoline
I don't mind but he's tryin' to fill my lady too

Pool Hall Richard, you're far too wicked we know
Pool Hall Richard, kid, you're wicked, we know
You broke my heart same as you could ever do

With your yellow carnation and your pink satin suit
You make me jealous but I worship you
One day soon I'm gonna beat you clean
Wipe that smile right off your chin
Everybody gonna drive from miles around
Cuein' up to see me take away your crown
Then you'll never never ever take my lady then
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!