Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD & Nice Peter)

[Intro: Announcer (Nice Peter)]
Epic Rap Battles of History
Bill Gates versus —
[Verse 1: Steve Jobs (Nice Peter)]
Let me just step right in, I got things to invent
I'm an innovator, baby, change the world
Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl
I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy
Beating you is Apple II easy
I make the product that the artist chooses
And the GUI that Melinda uses
I need to bring up some basic shit
Why'd you name your company after your dick?

[Verse 2: Bill Gates (EpicLLOYD)]
You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick
With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
With your own little spinning beach ball of death
Hippie, you got given up at birth
I give away your net worth to AIDS research
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
​iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack

[Bridge: Steve Jobs (Nice Peter), Bill Gates (EpicLLOYD)]
A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
Well, Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you, too?