Go See the Doctor Kool Moe Dee

[Intro]
But three days later, go see the doctor...

[Verse 1]
I was walking down the street, rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady so neat and petite
She was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
And so I asked this lady could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

[Verse 2]
I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said "Goodnight"
Three days later...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
I'ma kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got the more I reminisce
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldn't wait to rock her world
I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
Calls her Mrs. Microwave
'Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way, stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor