
Punky’s Dilemma Simon & Garfunkel
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[Verse 1]
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee
[Verse 2]
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan
[Bridge]
Ah, South California
[Verse 3]
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"To Maryjane, best wishes, Martin"
Old Roger, draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee
[Verse 2]
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan
[Bridge]
Ah, South California
[Verse 3]
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"To Maryjane, best wishes, Martin"
Old Roger, draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for
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