Roadhog Rap (Going HAM) Daddyphatsnaps

[Verse 1]
The Roadhog, oh god, now he's back to win
The fat man doing irresponsible acts again
Been practicing dismantling teams and capturing points
Fracturing bones and battering joints
I'm a Tank, literally, and dankest with the Hook
I'm the Boogeyman, have you under blankets feeling shook
Got a Junkrat bear traps on everywhere you look
When the snare snaps, they're scraps, damn, I'm feeling good
Like I said, I got one speed, I'm going H.A.M
And provoking an attack, got forums going mad
Like: "He's OP!" That Hook is bologna, haha!
Bologna could go for a Hoagie, hah
I'll grab your teammates slowly and lowkey
Like picnic baskets got more steals than yogi
Who cares about sophistication? Will it heal abrasions?
Beat me with your mind - what a nice imagination, hahaha!

[Chorus]
Roadhog
I go hard
I eat loan
And I'm so large
See ya soon, charge
Leave the zoom charred
Leave your room scarred
Fear the Roadhog
Roadhog
I go hard
I eat loan
And I'm so large
See ya soon, charge
Leave the zoom charred
Leave your room scarred
Fear the Roadhog