A Well-Dressed Hobbit Marc Gunn

A well-dressed hobbit braids his toes
Because it is the fashion oh!
A well-dressed hobbit braids his toes
To go down to the pub, y'know

And then he puts on his best trews
Because it is the fashion oh!
With his best trews and braided toes
To go down to the pub, y'know

He fastens up his braces tight
To make sure that his trews hang right
Braces tight, his best trews, braided toes
To go down to the pub, y'know

Next he fastens up his shirt
With buttons sewn by Gramma Gert
His Gert shirt, bracеs tight, his best trews and braided toеs
To go down to the pub, y'know

Next he tops it with a vest
Which pulls real tight across his chest
Vest, his shirt, braces tight, his best trews, and braided toes
To go down to the pub, y'know

And in one pocket watch and chain
So he'll know to come home again
Watch, vest, shirt, braces tight, his best trews and braided toes
To go down to the pub, y'know