Whistlin’ N’ Pistolin’ Uncle Dane (Ft. Dapper Dog)

[Intro: Uncle Dane]
Uh, play the song
Is the music?
Okay, yeah
Is the mic on?
Okay, hey, hey guys I just wanted to say thanks for listening to my mixtape
I'm not a musician at all and I know I can't, like, sing very well
But I had a lot of fun doing it so I hope you guys are having fun listening to it so far
Kick it

[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
When you are building up a nest
Sing this song to pass the time
Your teammates may not be the best
But at least you have these rhymes

[Verse 1: Uncle Dane]
Join up to the server and head over to your favorite spot
I know ya got one, a spot for your Sentry Gun
To get your frags on your best strange killstreak Jag
Another Scout gets tagged, another rank in the
Bagging on me, raggin on me, tellin' me you’re lagging, homie?
And I don’t really care
Because I’m whistlin' and pistolin' your silly little
Business end right out of the air
Join up to the server and head over to your favorite spot
I know ya got one, a spot for your sentry gun
To get your frags on your best strange killstreak Jag
Another Scout gets tagged, another rank in the
Bagging on me, raggin on me, tellin' me you’re lagging, homie?
And I don’t really care
Because I’m whistlin' and pistoling your silly little
Business end right out of the air