[Verse 1]
I am that dickhead in the kitchen
Giving wine to your best girl's glass
I am the amateur pornographer
Unpleasant publisher by hand
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Not here, not here
Heroic acts of man
Not here, not here
Heroic acts of man
[Verse 2]
I see the stumbling pinstriped trouser
Flecks of sick on an office shoe
Part of the fatty British average
Who lives in the houses around you
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Not here, not here
Heroic acts of man
Not here, not here
Heroic acts of man
[Verse 3]
Let's all crowd 'round the cowering body
Throw stocky fingers, bricks and stones
Let's promise every girl we marry
We'll always love them when we probably won't
I am that dickhead in the kitchen
Giving wine to your best girl's glass
I am the amateur pornographer
Unpleasant publisher by hand
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Not here, not here
Heroic acts of man
Not here, not here
Heroic acts of man
[Verse 2]
I see the stumbling pinstriped trouser
Flecks of sick on an office shoe
Part of the fatty British average
Who lives in the houses around you
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Not here, not here
Heroic acts of man
Not here, not here
Heroic acts of man
[Verse 3]
Let's all crowd 'round the cowering body
Throw stocky fingers, bricks and stones
Let's promise every girl we marry
We'll always love them when we probably won't
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