Keep It Gay Mel Brooks (Ft. Gary Beach, Jeffry Denman, Kathy Fitzgerald, Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Peter Marinos, Ray Willis & Roger Bart)

[MAX, spoken]
Listen, Roger, did you get a chance yet to read Springtime for Hitler?

[ROGER, spoken]
Read it? I devoured it. I for one, for instance never realized that the Third Reich... meant Germany

[MAX, spoken]
Yeah. How about that? Then you'll do it?

[ROGER, spoken]
Do it? Of course not

(sung)
The theater's so obsessed
With drama so depressed
It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
Shows should be more pretty
Shows should be more witty
Shows should be more...
What's the word?

[LEO, spoken]
Gay?

[ROGER, spoken]
Exactly