[Round 1: Rone]
Word to my fuckin American flag tube socks
If I catch you on the rooftop, you gettin Billy Boondock'ed
I'll pick up where I left off with Big T
Cause you're my bro for real
Dog you will never know the joy of running through an open field
You used to be skinny
Now you've got tits and a belly as well
All of those extra helpings but you really weren't helping yourself
You are so hungry
His favorite part of sex is eating ass
Fuck a thousand reps, you're out of breath by the time that the beans are passed
Some ham comes steaming past, you should see the way he react
Breathin fast like he completed a 800 meter dash
He would gas, sweat beading, he eats or he's seizing fast
Sweaty wrists, feeble hands, all he is is a meaty slab
Sponge bath? They gon' squeegee that
Buffet? It's an easy-pass
And if you don't like fat jokes, well then, fucking stop being fat!
But Pete's a role model, and a G for sho'
But when I just said "Pete's a role model", all he heard was "pizza roll"
If I think serial rape, I think one of the girls that Cosby has fucked
If you think cereal rape, you're finishing a Lucky Charms box all at once
If I think, my Woman Crush Wednesday, well, she's especially thick
Your Woman Crush Wednesday is any Wednesday that you have sex with a chick!
But we both like sports...both count it as a hobby
Some of enjoy playing sports, some just enjoy watching
Bro, if you and I play sports, you would bomb like Nagasaki
You get out of breath after a game of tonsil hockey
You would get a concussion at playing Fantasy Football
You would tear your ACL playing beer pong
That's not a good look, dawg
We at odds like it's Vegas? Well I would be the favorite
Mariota vs. Jameis, Tom Brady versus Peyton
The star will get ate, so that makes him Troy Aikman
I'll salute him, then put his ass a mile high: Terrell Davis
I'll go shots to your temple, bro, fuck what this mark makin'
I'll put you on the sideline, chillin' with Nick Saban
By now, bro you light off the top, that's Chris Kaman
I'm the way Ray is with the Ravens or the Bears with Walter Payton
But you love talking through people's rounds, so you can't compare me to son
It's funny you love sports, but you're a terrible one
You have no basic rhythm, your concepts are just forgetful
So how can we go back to basics if you don't know fundamentals?
You have the most copied style, I've researched, it's true
But if a million people can copy it, that means it's easy to do
I mean you wish you could say you fathered me
He wants me sisters with his daughter, he's weird, it's startin' to bother me
He called my pops about adopting me
But I could boss you up in your own house, pussy
You only had a daughter for the Girl Scout cookies
So I don't give a fuck if you are one cool dad
From me and your daughter: "Hey, fuck you, man!"
Word to my fuckin American flag tube socks
If I catch you on the rooftop, you gettin Billy Boondock'ed
I'll pick up where I left off with Big T
Cause you're my bro for real
Dog you will never know the joy of running through an open field
You used to be skinny
Now you've got tits and a belly as well
All of those extra helpings but you really weren't helping yourself
You are so hungry
His favorite part of sex is eating ass
Fuck a thousand reps, you're out of breath by the time that the beans are passed
Some ham comes steaming past, you should see the way he react
Breathin fast like he completed a 800 meter dash
He would gas, sweat beading, he eats or he's seizing fast
Sweaty wrists, feeble hands, all he is is a meaty slab
Sponge bath? They gon' squeegee that
Buffet? It's an easy-pass
And if you don't like fat jokes, well then, fucking stop being fat!
But Pete's a role model, and a G for sho'
But when I just said "Pete's a role model", all he heard was "pizza roll"
If I think serial rape, I think one of the girls that Cosby has fucked
If you think cereal rape, you're finishing a Lucky Charms box all at once
If I think, my Woman Crush Wednesday, well, she's especially thick
Your Woman Crush Wednesday is any Wednesday that you have sex with a chick!
But we both like sports...both count it as a hobby
Some of enjoy playing sports, some just enjoy watching
Bro, if you and I play sports, you would bomb like Nagasaki
You get out of breath after a game of tonsil hockey
You would get a concussion at playing Fantasy Football
You would tear your ACL playing beer pong
That's not a good look, dawg
We at odds like it's Vegas? Well I would be the favorite
Mariota vs. Jameis, Tom Brady versus Peyton
The star will get ate, so that makes him Troy Aikman
I'll salute him, then put his ass a mile high: Terrell Davis
I'll go shots to your temple, bro, fuck what this mark makin'
I'll put you on the sideline, chillin' with Nick Saban
By now, bro you light off the top, that's Chris Kaman
I'm the way Ray is with the Ravens or the Bears with Walter Payton
But you love talking through people's rounds, so you can't compare me to son
It's funny you love sports, but you're a terrible one
You have no basic rhythm, your concepts are just forgetful
So how can we go back to basics if you don't know fundamentals?
You have the most copied style, I've researched, it's true
But if a million people can copy it, that means it's easy to do
I mean you wish you could say you fathered me
He wants me sisters with his daughter, he's weird, it's startin' to bother me
He called my pops about adopting me
But I could boss you up in your own house, pussy
You only had a daughter for the Girl Scout cookies
So I don't give a fuck if you are one cool dad
From me and your daughter: "Hey, fuck you, man!"
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