The Muppet Cypher The Stupendium (Ft. BassedOlaf, Bonecage, Chi-Chi (USA), Connor Quest!, Dan Bull, Freeced, Freshy Kanal, JT Music, LittleFlecks, McGwire, NemRaps & Shwabadi)

[Intro: Freeced]
It's the Muppet Show Cypher, with our very special guest: uh, half of nerdcore!
(Ahem, I got a frog in my throat)

[Verse 1: Kermit the Frog (Freeced)]
No sesame! This frog ain't one for the kids
Talk to Goggles and Croaker, it's water under the bridge
Coppers always act disturbed by Kermie coming up big
Every cuffing season I got trouble with pigs
I've been hip-hoppin' since my days in the swamp
Wavin' arms the way that Mr. Dawson taught me to talk
I keep Glocks for my TV spots
I got sausages and coffee pots and easy shots
I'm able to gloat, a fable 'til the day that I croak
Flow so cold, I'm happy I was made from a coat
You can take Manhattan! Take the whole damn scene!
I got a pad on every lake, it's kinda easy makin' green

[Verse 2: Gonzo the Great (Dan Bull)]
Back up the forklift, unload the crate
Give a round of applause for Gonzo the Great
I know most folk don't want smoke today
But my flow's explosive, so bombs away!
All hail the Great Gonzo-rella!
Am I he? Am I she? Am I omnigender?
Check "none of the above", love, I'm whatever!
Bock bock-bockerk-kerk! Come on Camilla!
Nobody's gonna be telling me what is and isn't canon
When my salary decrees, I make my livin' in a cannon
And I have for zotons, Gonzo's the boss hog
Was lost, but don't wanna go home to Oznog