I took her with me
To the Christmas office party, mistake
She did a line and started
Spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
I never heard such shit in all my life
I hoped one day to mold you
Into the perfect wife
But you blew my hopes sky high
The bitch went nuts
Started talking about politics
In front of all my bosses
Bullshit from the Internet
The bitch went nuts
I'll never be a partner at this rate
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr as my date
Oh no, oh no, no, oh
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her
You should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr's
Brand new Beamer
To the Christmas office party, mistake
She did a line and started
Spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
I never heard such shit in all my life
I hoped one day to mold you
Into the perfect wife
But you blew my hopes sky high
The bitch went nuts
Started talking about politics
In front of all my bosses
Bullshit from the Internet
The bitch went nuts
I'll never be a partner at this rate
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr as my date
Oh no, oh no, no, oh
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her
You should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr's
Brand new Beamer
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